The 12 Days of Christmas
(Internet Marketing Style)

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A guru with a big list.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three new sales,
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four recorded calls,
Three new sales,
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five new ideas,
Four recorded calls,
Three new sales,
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six resell ebooks,
Five new ideas,
Four recorded calls,
Three new sales,
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven new domain names,
Six resell ebooks,
Five new ideas,
Four recorded calls,
Three new sales,
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight more subscribers,
Seven new domain names,
Six resell ebooks,
Five new ideas,
Four recorded calls,
Three new sales,
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine pay per click ads,
Eight more subscribers,
Seven new domain names,
Six resell ebooks,
Five new ideas,
Four recorded calls,
Three new sales,
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten more articles,
Nine pay per click ads,
Eight more subscribers,
Seven new domain names,
Six resell ebooks,
Five new ideas,
Four recorded calls,
Three new sales,
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven commission sales,
Ten more articles,
Nine pay per click ads,
Eight more subscribers,
Seven new domain names,
Six resell ebooks,
Five new ideas,
Four recorded calls,
Three new sales,
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve hours of sleeping,
Eleven commission sales,
Ten more articles,
Nine pay per click ads,
Eight more subscribers,
Seven new domain names,
Six resell ebooks,
Five new ideas,
Four recorded calls,
Three new sales,
Two viral sites,
And a guru with a big list!

By Joel Osborne

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